So I was picking up my mom and I heard this song on the radio with Flo-Rida and Nikki Minaj and all I could think about is David Guetta a year ago when he made that Sexy Bitch song. That was my shit til they out played it after every other song on the radio. Anyways when that Flo-Rida song finished it, the dj said this that new joint by D. Guetta and that’s when I knew I have to check it out just for how many celeb guests are in it…

1.) Where Them Girls At (ft. Flo-Rida and Nikki Minaj) - This song is very poppy but still got that fist pumping shit going on. Lyrics are cheesy as fuck and if I catch any dudes bumping this I’m going to call you a fag. I guess if you’re a chick it’s all good.

2.) Little Bad Girl (ft. Taio Cruz and Ludacris) - I’ve been fuckin with this beat for a minute now. I first heard Afrojack play it with a different acapella and I was like this is my shit. First time hearing the Taio Cruz and Ludacris in it and I fucks with it.

3.) Turn Me On (ft. Nikki Minaj) - The average early years type David Guetta beat. Nothing too special. If I didn’t see the tracklist you couldn’t tell the vocalist is Nikki Minaj singing but then you know when she starts rapping. He should’ve took that shit out since she rapped in the first song.

4.) Sweat (Snoop Dogg vs. David Guetta) Remix - LMAO what in the fuck is Snoop Dogg doing in this cd? Nigga sounds sooo corny in it! Especially with this auto-tune shit. His shit was tight in Sexual Eruption but this shit is lame as fuck! Beat sounds like some SHM stuff in a way like the second song. I still fuck with the beat but look at this picture and listen to the song. It doesn’t add up.

5.) Without You (ft. Usher) - Reminds me of some Daft Punk shit and Usher hella sounds different in this song. Not much to say about this one but it’s aiight.

6.) Nothing Really Matters (ft. Will.I.Am) - Well I guess with the Usher song it starts slowing down in this cd at this mark but then the beat drops but still not as hype as it should be. Will.I.Am still corny as fuck since he got Fergie in the Black Eyed Peas. The auto-tune still makes it sound like he can’t sing. Plus the beat has Will.I.Am all over it.

7.) I Can Only Imagine (ft. Chris Brown and Lil Wayne) - I’m not going to lie this beat is pretty hype but lol at Lil Wayne’s lyrics. “Call me Tunechi, I’m good; Gucci” GTFO! After seeing that fool saggin in those cheetah print leggings I can’t take this fool seriously! Oh and I forgot ate shit on a skateboard. -10 nigger points! Other than that beat is cool.

8.) Crank It Up (ft. Akon) - Kinda sounds like an Afrojack beat at the beginning. I’m kinda over these beats in a way. S/O to Akon for making Sexy Bitch so that David Guetta could be a sellout.

9.) I Just Wanna F. (ft. Timbaland and Dev) - Reminds me of some Diplo shit, but I’m sure Afrojack made it, which I like. But I think he should have removed that lame ass nigga Timbaland.

10.) Lunar - Reminds me of Tron and probably the sickest song on here just because there isn’t as much bullshit going on in the rest of the cd and the only song that doesn’t have a featured artist. Once that beat drops shit goes ham and it makes you want to kick a baby in the throat!

11.) Night Of Your Life (ft. Jennifer Hudson) - Reminds me of some Nightcrawlers shit, which ain’t bad. Jennifer Hudson got some nice vocals in this joint. I know this would be Roman Mendez’s favorite song hehehe! (HA….GAAAYYYYYYYYY *Ken Jeong Voice)

12.)  Repeat (ft. Jessie J) - This song is on some Spice Girls shit. Like as in “fuck yea! GIRL POWER!” type shit. Not my type of tea. I don’t fuck with. If you bump this track your testosterone level goes down by 30%. I ended up skipping the track because its too bitch made for me. As Big Ghost would say, “Straight baby thighs!”

13.) Titanium (ft. Sia) - I’m not too sure at the vocals at the beginning but then I start to like it better. The drop on this song is pretty sick. Beats the song before this by a mile. The only thing that I don’t like about this song is that it slows down alot after the beat.

Overall David Guetta was going for the all club cd, which I don’t blame him cuz he has all those ft. rappers/singers in it. Oh and btw I just did a review on the first cd which is the vocals cd the other cd is more electronic. At first I was like damn this nigga just wants to use all these artists in every song?! Anyways he has some good club bangers which I’m not going to hate on. I give this a 3/5 just because all the songs aren’t as hype as they should be and that’s what he was going for.

Sup, I haven’t been on tumblr for like a good minute. I decided to start it back up and start doing legitimate reviews and constructive criticism but some of you might think it’s hating but idgaf! Also I’ll be posting some pro shit soon and make my tumblr into an actual blog instead of just a pure image blog. I’ll have some of that shit too.

This week I’m going to do this late review on The Weeknd’s 2nd Mixtape called “Thursday”. This dude is from Toronto which is cool and imo he’s the new The-Dream. Heard about this fool last year and he’s pretty cool.

1. Lonely Star: I’m feelin the beat on this one. The lyrics remind me of some creep taking advantage of a girl’s misfortune by promising her everything. In a way kinda like bang bus when they convince the girl to come in and then they end up banging them and then when they are done with them they ditch em. That shit is swag!

2. Life of The Party: The beginning sounds like its going to be epic and rockstar lifestyle type shit but when the beat drops it kinda went limp like when I saw Kreayshawn’s nudes. Song is aiight.

3. Thursday: Not much to say about it.

4. The Zone ft. Drake: Hm this song has alot of hype but it doesn’t really wow me. This song sounds like he trying to get laid for the first time in a long time or maybe just the first time. This is pretty much the 40-yr old man’s anthem.

5. The Birds pt. 1: Now this shit is a problem. The beat sounds like it should be used in the Last Samurai, yes that epic! The lyrics are pretty much about warning the bitch that you’ll get played.

6. The Birds pt. 2: I like the first one better but pretty much its about the girl becoming a slut.

7. Rolling Stone: Pretty much this song is about him getting depressed and starts doing drugs. Beat is cool but sounds sounds like I’ve heard it in like 5 billion rnb songs.

8. Gone: This beat is cool kinda got that R. Kelly swag to it. I’m digging it til the beat switches up then you realize that this song is 8 minutes long!

9. Heaven or Las Vegas: Pretty good way to end the cd. Beat is cool.

Overrall this mixtape is pretty good I give it a 4/5. If you’re relating to most of his songs then you’ll probably appreciate it more than I do. But the story to each song is pretty vivid imo.